Patient Flora.

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dorothy-cotton:

brosbeforeprose:

homestuckfandumb:

scryings:

ok so today at fanime
like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever
and then gamzee got on this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day

bless this fandom

i don’t even like homestuck but this is great.

honk for justice

brosbeforeprose:

homestuckfandumb:

scryings:

ok so today at fanime

like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever

and then gamzee got on this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day

bless this fandom

i don’t even like homestuck but this is great.

honk for justice

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ahiru-chama:

Konbini-kun by Junko

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thedeadhatter:

warden-sexual-frustrations:

taxingpot:

oops my finger slipped.

….
*clicks reblog while no one is looking and runs*

Boobs are just the breast thing ever, ain’t they?

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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“I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good!”

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10knotes:

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poppy-lockstockings:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife

In front of your wife

Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?

WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY

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If I’m comfortable around you:

tsundered:

katethecreep:

ukwon-shh:

choijunhong-idol:

jellochoi-idolanon:

I’ll tackle you.

Be weird around you

Sing to you.

Dance to you.

Scream at you.

Take your food.

Be mean to you.

Don’t forget. I’ll grope you too

And troll you.

and lick you.

be creepy towards you :D

insult you :’)

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Bold what applies to you.

I am a male.

I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5’4.

I think I’m ugly.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I want a tattoo.

I am self-conscious about my body.

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings.

I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.

I have freckles.

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve run away from home.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I’m in school.

I’ve lost a child.

I have a job.

I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.

I almost always do/did my homework.

I’ve missed a week or more of school.

I failed more than 1 class last year.

I’ve stolen something from my job.

I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve peed from laughing.

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve cried from laughing so hard.

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I was born with a disease/impairment.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve gotten stiches/staples.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I had a serious surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

I’ve had measles.

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Mexico.

I’ve been to Niagra Falls.

I’ve been to Japan.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Hawaii.

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

I’m single.

I’m in a relationship.

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

I’ve had a crush on a teacher.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out of my house.

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I am keeping a secret from the world.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve cheated on a test.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

I’ve passed out from drinking.

I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

I’ve smoked.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve eaten mushrooms.

I’ve popped E.

I’ve inhaled Nitrous.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I have cough drops when I’m not sick.

I have 3 pills at a time no problem.

I have been diagnosed with depression

I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

I’ve taken an anti-depressant.

I have been anorexic or bulimic

I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.

I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

I’ve woken up crying.

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone dying.

Someone close to me has committed suicide.

I’ve planned my own suicide.

I’ve attempted suicide.

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

I own over 5 rap CDs.

I own an IPod or an MP3 player.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.

I own something from Hot Topic.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I collect comic books.

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